Q: “Annie, Annie, are you okay?”
A: Hell yes she is.
I present to you: Super Sexy CPR (also coming in June, Super Sexy Abdominal Thrusts! Main link here, slightly NSFW). If they could have made a year-long paramedic course as riveting as the following video, I’m certain I would have entered academia to study this sort of thing instead of being a street-level provider.
Maybe EMS isn’t so bad, after all.